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document.write("<p><b>You\'re Coming This Way Anyway</b></p>\n");
document.write("<p>A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: </p><p>\n");
document.write("\"Da-ad . . . \"</p><p>\n");
document.write("\"What?\" </p><p>\n");
document.write("\"I\'m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?\" </p><p>\n");
document.write("\"No. You had your chance. Lights out.\"</p><p>\n");
document.write("Five minutes later: \"Da-aaaad . . . \"</p><p>\n");
document.write("\"WHAT?\" </p><p>\n");
document.write("\"I\'m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??\" </p><p>\n");
document.write("\"I told you NO! If you ask again I\'ll have to punish you!!\"</p><p>\n");
document.write("Five minutes later: \"Daaaa-aaaad . . . \"</p><p>\n");
document.write("\"WHAT??!!\"</p><p>\n");
document.write("\"When you come in to punish me, can you bring me a drink of water?\"</p>\n");
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