The Wisdom of Children : Wise Advice
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' - don't answer."
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." -Michael, 14
"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, 9
"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list
for it." -Steven, 8
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." -Emily, 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment." -Traci, 14
"A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac." -Andrew,
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time." -Kyoyo, 11
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." -Amir, 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." -Kellie, 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." -Naomi, 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." -Lauren, 9
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on
the phone." -Alyesha, 13
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs at you."