There Was An Old Lady

A group of preschoolers were at the library and had gathered for story
time. The book they were reading was THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED
A FLY.

After the librarian finished the first page, she asked the children, "Do
you think she'll die?"

"Nope," a little girl in the back said. "I saw someone eat a lot more
than a fly last night on the TV show FEAR FACTOR!"