The Wisdom of Children : There Was An Old Lady
There Was An Old Lady
A group of preschoolers were at the library and had gathered for story
time. The book they were reading was THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED
After the librarian finished the first page, she asked the children, "Do
you think she'll die?"
"Nope," a little girl in the back said. "I saw someone eat a lot more
than a fly last night on the TV show FEAR FACTOR!"