Most Deserving

A father of five won a large stuffed animal in a raffle. All the way
home he agonized about which child should receive the toy. When he
arrived, he called the kids together.

"I have decided this gift should go to the most deserving," he said.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mommy?
Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices cried in unison. "You do, Daddy!"