Two Plus Two

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked
over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play
since you failed math, but we need you. So, I'm going to ask you a math
question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and
asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this.
What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "Four?"

"Did you say four?" the coach exclaimed, surprised that he got it
right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on
coach, give him another chance!"