Old Golf Balls

Two men were playing golf together for the very first time. The first
player teed off and hit the ball into a clump of trees. He finally got
onto the fairway, only to hit the ball into a water hazard. The next
shot resulted in a new ball flying over a fence onto a busy street.

The second player said, "Maybe you should use an old ball for this
shot."

The first player replied, "I don't have any old golf balls."