Sports : Baseball Chuckles
Q. Why did the ballpark switch from bottled pop to cans?
A. The home team lost the opener.
Q: Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches?
A: Because if he raised both legs, he'd fall down.
Q. Where do they make the best baseball shirts?
A. New Jersey.
Q. Why did the coach ask the tiny ghost to join the baseball team?
A. He thought they could use a little spirit.
Q. Why was the catcher holding his nose?
A. He just caught a foul ball.
Q. Did you see who broke my window?
A. No, but have you seen my baseball?