School : Wrong Feet
A kindergartern student was having trouble putting on his boots, and
asked his teacher for help. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the
boots still didn't want to go on. Finally they got both boots on. She
grimaced when the little boy said, "They're on the wrong feet."
Sure enough, they were. The teacher kept her cool as together they
worked to get the boots back on - this time on the correct feet. The
little boy then announced, "These aren't my boots." The teacher sighed
and pulled the boots off.
The boy then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear
The teacher felt like crying, but she mustered up the strength to
wrestle the boots back onto his feet. "Now," she said, "where are your
The boy replied, "I stuffed them in my boots...."