The Grad's First Job

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of
work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile,
gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the
store."

"But I'm a college graduate!" the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Give
me the broom and I'll show you how."