Practicing Etiquette

An elementary school teacher, wanting to point out proper behavior, was
asking the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking
them to a nice restaurant.

"Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited.

"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.

"And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the
teacher inquired of one little boy.

Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap."