You Have Lost Something

A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She
arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting
frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And
now I can't find it!"

The husband replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the
situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody
about this!"