Don't Forget The Plan

A forgetful husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to
remember his wife's birthday and their wedding anniversary. He opened an
account with a florist, and provided that florist with the dates and
instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates, along with an
appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."

His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well
until one day when he came home he saw a bouquet, kissed his wife and
said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"