Relationships : Directional Camping
A husband took his wife camping for the first time. Considering himself
an experienced outdoorsman, he passed along outdoor survival tips at
every chance he got. However, one day they got lost hiking in the deep
woods. The husband tried the usual tactics to determine direction --
moss on the trees (there was none), direction of the sun (it was an
overcast day), etc., etc.
Just as his wife was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in
the distance. He pulled out his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned
and led them right back to the campsite.
"That was terrific," she said. "How did you do it?"
"Simple," he replied. "In this part of the country all the TV satellite
dishes point south."