Relationships : Diamond Rush
A man rushed to the jewelry store soon after the doors opened one
morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. The clerk showed
him a wide selection, and quickly he picked out a pair.
When the clerk asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped, he
replied, "that would be great. But can you make it quick? I forgot today
was my anniversary, and my wife thinks I'm taking out the trash."