Just Clean Jokes

Counting Cosmetics

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make
her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror
applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age
would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin,
twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."