What Did You Do Today?

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem. His
children were playing in the front yard in their pajamas.

Inside the house the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel and the
family room was strewn with toys. In the kitchen dishes filled the sink
and breakfast food was spilled on the counter.

The man headed up the stairs where he found his wife curled up in bed in
her pajamas, reading a novel.

He looked at her bewildered. "What happened here today?" he asked.

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come
home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?"

"Yes," he replied.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."