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Tonsillectomy

A family was on the way to the hospital where their teenager was
scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride they discussed how
the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," the teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open
during the surgery?"

Without missing a beat his father replied, "They're going to give you a
phone."

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