Parents : Ticket Prices
A man wanted to take his kids to the movies but did not want to wait in
line to buy the tickets, so he called ahead to the theater to buy them
over the phone.
He asked, "How much is a ticket?"
They said, "Seven dollars."
He asked, "How much for children?"
They said, "Same price, Seven dollars."
He then complained, "The airlines charge half fare for children."
They happily replied, "OK, put your kids on a plane to somewhere, and
you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more that way."