Parents : Things Fathers Say
Things Fathers Say
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
You didn't beat me. I let you win.
Don't worry. It's only blood.
Don't you have any normal friends?
Sure I'll play catch - after I read the paper.
A little dirt never hurt anyone, just wipe it off.
Who said life was supposed to be fair.
You call that a haircut?
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
You call that noise "music"?
We're not lost. I'm just not sure where we are.
Shake it off. It's only pain.
As long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules.
I'll tell you why. Because I said so. That's why.
So you think you're smart, do you?
What's so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.
You want something to do? I'll give you something to do!
I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel.
What do you think I am, a bank?
I don't care what other people are doing! I'm not everybody elses
You're not leaving my house dressed like that!
Don't use that tone with me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Don't make me stop the car!