On the Farm : A Pig In Time
A Pig In Time
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig
up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after
"Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but
if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it
save a lot of time?"
"Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to a pig?"