Miscellaneous : You Need a New Fortune Teller If
You Need a New Fortune Teller If
...every time you draw a card, she yells "Go Fish!"
...he looks suspiciously like the guy who fixed your muffler last week.
...her spoon bending requires a pair of pliers.
...he insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
...she shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a heavy snowstorm.