Miscellaneous : T-Shirt Slogans
I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
On the front: 60 is not old.
On the back: ...If you're a tree.
My reality check just bounced.
Life is short, make fun of it.
I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
Keep staring....I may do a trick.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with