Just Clean Jokes

Speedy Jigsaw On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. "Look what I've done, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. "That's surely somethin', Willard. How long it take you?" "Only two weeks." "Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?" "Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years.'"