Signs Of Getting Old Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One
said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in
front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it
away or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing
of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way
down."
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table. "Oh!" she
exclaimed. "That must be the door -- I'll get it!" |
