More Tough Questions

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two
cents in... what happens to the other penny?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?