Holidays and Vacation : New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolutions
ATTAINABLE New Year's Resolutions
This year, I resolve to...
- Gain weight. At least 20 pounds.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Read less. Makes you think.
- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
- Get in a whole NEW rut!
- Start being superstitious.
- Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
- Create loose ends.
- Get more toys.
- Get further in debt.
- Stay off the International Space Station.
- Wait around for opportunity.