Getting Even : Witness To The Moon
Witness To The Moon
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked
Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"
"Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods."
The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure
you saw my client commit this crime?"
"Yes," says Sam, "I saw him do it."
Then the lawyer asks Sam, "Sam, listen, you are 80 years old and your
eye sight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?"
Sam says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"