Getting Even : Real Pearls
Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle
met at a Christmas party at their country club.
"My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?"
"They are," replied Coleen.
"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them,"
Coleen responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."