Getting Even : Out Of Chocolate
Out Of Chocolate
A man approached an ice cream van and said, "I'd like two scoops of
chocolate ice cream, please."
The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our
delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."
"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate
"You don't understand, sir," the girl said. "We have no chocolate."
"Then just give me some chocolate," he insisted.
Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell
'van,' as in 'vanilla'?"
The man spelled, "V-A-N."
"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"
"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'stink,' as in 'chocolate.'"
The man hesitated and then looked confused as he replied, "There is no
stink in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" she screamed.