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Getting Even : Morning Run



Morning Run

The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of
newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some
good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Johnson will be
setting the pace on our morning run.'

With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Johnson was overweight
and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement:
"Now for the bad news. Private Johnson will be driving a truck."

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