Getting Even : Goldfish Burial
One day little Timmy was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door
neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Timmy, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Timmy replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the
"That's because he's inside your cat," replied Timmy.