Getting Even : Foreign Rating
A man was meeting a friend in a restaurant, and as he went in he noticed
two pretty girls looking at him.
"Nine," he heard one whisper as he passed.
Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy and told
him a girl had just rated him a nine out of ten.
"I don't want to ruin it for you," the buddy said, "but when I walked
in, they were speaking German."