Getting Even : Being 63
After being retired for a couple of years and completing all the jobs
his wife had lined up for him, a man began to feel somewhat useless and
decided to enroll in a couple of courses at the local adult-education
school. He noted, upon registration, that there was no tuition fee for a
person over 60.
As he handed his tediously-filled-out papers to the clerk, he announced,
"I'm 63." Then, pulling out my wallet, he asked the clerk if she wanted
to see his driver's license.
The clerk replied, "No, that's okay."
A little surprised, the man asked, "Oh, do I look honest?"
"No," she answered. "You look 63."