Coffee Un-Creamer

A man set down in a cafe and a waitress approached him: "Can I get you
something to drink, sir?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no
cream".

Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and the man
read the paper while waiting. A few minutes later, however, the waitress
returned and said, "I'm sorry, sir, we are all out of cream -- how about
with no milk?"