Just Clean Jokes

Begging A Favor

A robust-looking gentleman ate a large meal at an expensive restaurant
and topped it off with some fine wine, then he summoned the headwaiter.
"Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a
wonderful meal here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me
thrown into the alley like a beggar?"

"I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter.

"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll have to
trouble you again..."