Just Clean Jokes

Operation Expenses

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So she
called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he
could do to relieve her "suffering."

"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband,
but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $2000 down and payments
of $650 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."

"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "it sounds like leasing a new sports
car!"

"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"