Fall Of Duty

Part of the job as an emergency dispatcher is to interrogate callers who
are in various states of panic so the appropriate emergency equipment
can be sent. One day a woman called to say that a family member had
fallen and needed to go to a hospital.

After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics
would arrive shortly, the emergency operator asked her, "Do you know
what caused the fall?"

"No," the woman nervously replied. "What?"