Doctors and Medicine : During Surgery
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
- Better save that, we might need it later.
- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
- Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- Darn, there go the lights again...
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
- Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.
- FIRE! Everyone get out of here!