Bad Puns : Zoo Feeding Time
Zoo Feeding Time
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper found two finches
that had dropped dead from old age. He picked them up and placed them in
a sack. After cleaning the cage he put the sack in his wheelbarrow and
moved on to the next cage.
When he reached the primate cage he found two chimps who have also died
of natural causes. "Waste not, want not" he said as he put them in the
sack with the finches.
Later at feeding time, he flipped the animals from the sack into the
"Oh no!!" roared the lion..."Not finch and chimps again!"