Just Clean Jokes

Silly Questions Q. What do you get if you cross a karate master with a pig? A. A pork chop. Q. If there are ten copycats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left? A. None! Q. What do you get if you cross a computer with a NASCAR racer? A. A compact disc driver. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet. Q: Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor? A: She was having trouble with her pupils. Q: What did the dog say when he saw the sandpaper? A: "Rough!"