Bad Puns : I'm Leaning That Way
I'm Leaning That Way
I have a friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the
It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor and have his legs
checked out. For years, he refused and told me I was crazy.
But last week, he finally went, and sure enough, the doctor discovered
his left leg was 1/4 inch shorter than his right.
A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later, he was cured. Both legs are
exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans.
"So," I said, "you didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix
He just looked at me and said, "I stand corrected."