Bad Puns : For the Birds
For the Birds
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a fire engine?
A: A firequaker!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What's another name for a smart duck?
A: A wise quacker!