Bad Puns : Creepy Crawlies
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Very big holes in your garden!
What did the termite say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run
before it collapses!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of worm likes to read?
Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late?
Where in earth have you been!