Bad Puns : An Elephant's Memory
An Elephant's Memory
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a
turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear
across the river.
"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my
trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.
"Yes," said the elephant. "I have turtle recall".