The Big Sale

It was the day of the big sale. A long line had formed by opening time.

A man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,
amid shouts. On the man's second attempt, he was knocked around and then
thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got ready for a third try, he said to the person at the end of
the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open
the store!"