Scuffle in the Store

The manager of a grocery store nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was
escorting the suspect to his office, near the cash registers, when the
shoplifter tried to run away.

After a brief scuffle the manager was able to wrestle the thief to the
floor. He looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at
him.

"Everything's fine, folks," the manager assured them. "This guy just
tried to go through the express line with more than nine items."