Deer Crossing

A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs
that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put
back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.

As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one crew member
looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway.

Turning to a co-worker he said, "I wonder how long he's been waiting to
cross?"