Cleaning Day

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says,
"we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife
needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling
stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day
off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"