The Mouse Family

Once there was a family of mice.

One day, the mother said that they needed food. So the first mouse
went to get some cheese when he came back his mom said "what kind of
cheese is that?"

He said, "cheddar."

"How do you know?" his mom said.

"It said it on the pakage" he replied.

The second mouse went out and came back with swiss cheese. His mom
said "how do you know it's swiss cheese?"

He said, "it's from a swiss cheese factory."

The last and final mouse went out and came back with nacho cheese.
His mom asked "how do you know it's nacho cheese?"

The mouse said, "after I took it, this big man was chasing me yelling
'that's not yo cheese!'"