The Cat Came Back A man didn't like his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal
one day by driving it a few blocks from his home and leaving it at the
park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat further away. He put the beast
out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
The man kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always
beat him home. At last he decided to drive a long, long way out of town,
down a winding path of barely-used roads.
Hours later the man called home to his wife: "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answered, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man replied, "Put him on the phone, I'm lost and need
directions." |
